New n updated wishlist

Hey ppl! Remember my wishlist:
My wishlist
ONE:A PINK FLIP NEW HANDPHONE
TWO:A WHITE NEWLY BORN KITTEN
THREE:A NEW PINK BICYCLE
FOUR:A DRESS I SAW IN BATAM
FIVE:A LAPTOP LIKE MY BROTHER'S ONLY I WANT IT PINK
SIX:ROSE SHOES THAT I SAW IN BATA
SEVEN:PRINCESS SHOES I SAW IN BATA
EIGHT:A BIG PRAM FOR AT LEAST 3 TWEETY BIRDS
NINE: A PONY
TEN: A BIGGER CUPBOARD AND BED
I have got some of them, partly. I had a blue flip hp, a purple bike, a laptop which isn't pink or like my brother's, and a bigger cupboard. I am oso buying ne w specs which isn't on the list, but I feel it's quite important to mention that, and it's pink as usual. Lol.

Heyluuu

HEYLUUU EVERYBODY!!!
HAVEN'T SIGNED IN FOR TWO YEARS!!(LOL)
I'm alot smarter now, and I mean that. I'm still getting firsts for English though I need 2 concentrate cos its PSLE year. If you'd like 2 see the updates for last two years, go two nanipot.livejournal.com thanx!! but im gonna post here frm now on!

Jokes so ppl wont get bored

1. One day a boy came to school and he was new.

Teacher: Can you read or write?

Boy: I can write but not read

Teacher: Show me how u right your name.

The boy took a piece of paper and scribbled on it. Then, he handed it to his teacher.

Teacher: Whats this?

Boy: I don't know. I cant read.

2. There were 3 policemen.One was named Apek the other Darling and third Bong. They were patroling the area which had four places, the bank, the big clock tower, the disco and the coffee shop. Then somebody said Apek to the person selling drinks but the policeman Apek went there.

Then, Darling the policeman, heard his name being called in the disco but the person was not calling him but Darling went to the disco. Then, it striked twelve oclock. Bong bong bong went the big clock tower, and Bong went there.

Now behind the policemen where three robbers. Where are they going to go if all three policemen are distracted? The bank of course.

3. __________ __________ __________

NO 16 NO 17 NO 18

A MAN WAS WALKING WHEN A DOG CHASED HIM. HE WENT INTO HOUSE EIGHTEEN BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER DOG. HE LOOKED AT HOUSE SEVENTEEN BUT DIDNT GO IN. HE WENT IN HOUSE SIXTEEN AND WAS SAFE. WHY DIDNT HE GO INTO HOUSE EIGHTEEN?

(ANSWER: TURN YOUR HEAD UPSIDE DOWN AND READ IT.)

My wishlist

My wishlist

ONE:A PINK FLIP NEW HANDPHONE

TWO:A WHITE NEWLY BORN KITTEN

THREE:A NEW PINK BICYCLE

FOUR:A DRESS I SAW IN BATAM

FIVE:A LAPTOP LIKE MY BROTHER'S ONLY I WANT IT PINK

SIX:ROSE SHOES THAT I SAW IN BATA

SEVEN:PRINCESS SHOES I SAW IN BATA

EIGHT:A BIG PRAM FOR AT LEAST 3 TWEETY BIRDS

NINE: A PONY

TEN: A BIGGER CUPBOARD AND BED

MOST WANTED

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SEVEN

TEN

Heres a contest.

Its a contest. Yeps. Right here! There are two contests. One for adults and the other for well teens and other young ones. No ones getting an advantage 'cos its not fair okay! And well im doing this to get more people to read my blog. SO YOU think YOU can get an advantage?? NO WAY. IM STERN AND FIRM ABOUT THIS. Im no cheater. So let the contests begin!!


For 19 and above.

The two greatest things in life.

For 18 and below

The capital of North Carolina, the Capital of Malaysia and the capital of Indonesia.


Please send you entries by my birthday, 18 October.


Please also send your particulars(name/nickname, age, answer, and e-mail. if you do not have e-mail, please tell me how i can reach you).


Rules: No one is supposed to discuss. Please do not pretend you are underage so you can answer an easy one and get an advantage. I need real ones. I might even have to go to search your name im tellin ya. Im no joke.



And one more thang. My brother is not allowed because he is under eighteen and knows the answers. he doesn't know about the contest. But he knows who I am. So probably he will know that he is not permitted.

So thats it. Wish you luck!

Does anybody read ma blog??

does anybody read ma blog?? be real. I am not jokin and if i am, i would so tell you about... now. I wish someone at least does. I seriously would respect that person if read my blog I would be seriously happy. I should hold a spectacularly nice event so ppl would come and read da blog... hmmm... Yeah. Thats what I should do... I know i should really do it... hmm let me think..

oops so sorry... i added a few parts too

im sorry bout the little words that u cant c so i made a new one for all.. here...

Life is really sooooooooo unfair. Want to know why? Like my friend Lana, she is soooo rich... I might not even call Lana a friend. Why? Because se acts like the queen, even asks her cronies to call her " Queen Lana " why?????? She calls her cronies her ' servants ' but they dont seem to mind.... are they crazy??? I mean she IS from America.... And another boy,Justin likes her. IS CRAZY ABOUT HER. My friend, Huda, thinks that everyone is hyped by her except us... By us I mean our gang... The Groove Gals.
okay getting to the point why its unfair. number one, there are no such things as ' queens ' in singapore. and there are no servants for the queen. i mean if the queen doesnt exist, the servants dont exist isnt that righto??
Lana is hatred by people everywhere. She makes them sooo miserable... And I, as a prefect must put a stop to this, so I went up to her. it went like this.
Lana: Yesssssss???
Me: Lana, you shouldn't make Claire, Bess and Tammy treat you like a whatever.
Lana: Is it any of your business is it? Darlings get that tea.(to Claire) And im not a whatever. Its Queen Lana if you dont mind.
Claire: Yes Queen Lana. Right away.
Me: *gasp Lana, how could you do this? Its so unfair. Tammy, Claire and Bess follow me.
Lana: Go with them darlings. Tell me and spill OR ELSE.
I brought them to the Head's office. * knock knock
Head: Come in.
Opens the door.
Me: Good afternoon Mr Ambers. Here are kids that claim to be Lana's servants.
Head: Hmm.. The are the ones? Claire, Bess and Tammy? Okay. Who is Lana to you?
C.B.T.: She is our queen.
Head: Why is she your queen?
C.B.T.: Because we are ordered to.
Head: What insolence. Bring Lana to me please Nani.
Brings Lana in.
Me: Mr Ambers here she is. Please may i go now?
Head: Yes, and thank you Nani for bringing Claire, Bess, Tammy and Lana to me. Please inform Miss. Tam that they are out at the Head's and if she needs anything, ask her to send you to me. Thank you again Nani.
Me: It is a pleasure Mr Ambers. Thank you and I will inform Miss. Tam.
Head: Thank you Nani. And by the way, get me some coffee will you?
Me(meekly): Yes Mr Ambers.
Lana: There is no need Mr Ambers. I will do it.
Head: It is okay Lana. You are trying to get out of this. I know. The tricks boys and girls perform are 2+2=4 to me you know? And you better get going now Nani.
Me: Yes Mr Ambers. At attention.
(The story is not real.. me is Mary-Nani)

Took the coffee.

Knocks.

Head: Come in.

Me: Its Nani Mr Ambers, I have your coffee. I brought along a few for Lana, Tammy, Claire and Bess too.

Head: Very nice of you. I was going to suggest that.

Me: May I get going sir?

Head: Of course. Tell Miss Tam I'm sorry for making you fetch Lana the coffee and all.

Me: Oh it's alright.. Anyway I did want to do something..

Head: Now run along to Miss. Tam's class now.

Lana: Yeah. Run along Mary, run along.

Head: Keep quiet Lana.

Me: Yessir i'd better be going.. Miss Tam has a hot temper you know?

Head: Oh yes I know her you better run along now. Hahaha.

I went off to Miss Tam's class.

Miss Tam: Mary why are you late?

Cassie(my friend): Well I thi-

Miss tam: She can speak for herself

TO BE CONTINUED....