Jokes so ppl wont get bored

1. One day a boy came to school and he was new.

Teacher: Can you read or write?

Boy: I can write but not read

Teacher: Show me how u right your name.

The boy took a piece of paper and scribbled on it. Then, he handed it to his teacher.

Teacher: Whats this?

Boy: I don't know. I cant read.

2. There were 3 policemen.One was named Apek the other Darling and third Bong. They were patroling the area which had four places, the bank, the big clock tower, the disco and the coffee shop. Then somebody said Apek to the person selling drinks but the policeman Apek went there.

Then, Darling the policeman, heard his name being called in the disco but the person was not calling him but Darling went to the disco. Then, it striked twelve oclock. Bong bong bong went the big clock tower, and Bong went there.

Now behind the policemen where three robbers. Where are they going to go if all three policemen are distracted? The bank of course.

3. __________ __________ __________

NO 16 NO 17 NO 18

A MAN WAS WALKING WHEN A DOG CHASED HIM. HE WENT INTO HOUSE EIGHTEEN BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER DOG. HE LOOKED AT HOUSE SEVENTEEN BUT DIDNT GO IN. HE WENT IN HOUSE SIXTEEN AND WAS SAFE. WHY DIDNT HE GO INTO HOUSE EIGHTEEN?

(ANSWER: TURN YOUR HEAD UPSIDE DOWN AND READ IT.)